The turkey's side of the story

Ok. We read that police blotter too. Now wait a minute. here's the story.
We are the turkey people. We are among the native people of North america, even though we were introduced in this area primarily to establish populations for hunting. WE are here to feed you, and all you find to do when we occasinally and for a short moment block the traffic in Lo Condo, is to calll 911? That is pathetic.